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NAVIGATION
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Unbeknownst to Threat Williams, Oslama bin Lohman, and Crealonious Funk, a strange set of cosmic yet real (CREAL) events would bring them together to finally give voice to THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. Yet everyone is a CA$H $LAVE. Thus they are just a small arm of Le Clique that has been CREALLY chosen by their master Dr. Fantasti to rain down sonic terror. Dr. Fantasti charged these three with the daunting task of creating a new sound, to unite CA$H $LAVES everywhere. Influenced by the indigenous sounds of their native Washington D.C., Le Clique has taken go-go music and made it their own. Creating the undeniable force that is GO-GO NOISE CORE (go-go-no-co).
Who is this Dr. Fantasti? Some say a God, some say the Devil. The truth lies somewhere in between. The good doctor was ordered to create cash to enslave this world by his evil master, Greednasty. After doing this Fantasti fell into a deep depression and began to question his loyalty to Greednasty. Upon finding out about Fantasti's treasonous thoughts Greedasty banished him from the heavens and sent him to earth to live forever as a plush singing hamster. Fantasti, thus was destined to live his life as a discarded novelty gift only to be used once or twice and then thrown away. However, he was purchased for Crealonious and he did not just throw him away or stuff him in a closet. Crealonious sat Fantasti in a prominent spot in his house and the doctor saw his chance to escape his terrible predicament. Using his super intellect he rewired the sound mechanism in himself so that he could speak to Crealonious.
At this time cataclysmic events were about to bring Le CLique together. Crealonious and Threat were already friends, but they had never met Oslama. Autumn winds began to blow and soon like a speck of pollen being blown to a flower, Oslama landed at Crealonious's door step, and was welcomed in. The doctor saw his chance. He began to transmit subliminal messages to the three when they were together. Finally it began to work and they started to unconsciously prepare for the creation of THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE. The die was cast on the fateful day that Fantasti, through his subliminal messages, ordered Oslama to pinch his foot thus allowing the doctor to reanimate himself into a living plush singing hamster.
Like Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-San the doctor began to mold his disciples. He trained them for months transforming them from conspicuous consumption machines into sonic suicide bombers. The chosen three were then given their crusade. Create a sound to unite all CA$H $LAVES and bring about the destruction of The Absurdity, and Greednasty. So the sound was created thus fulfilling the Fantasti prophecy "Let there be CA$H", and the CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE was ordered to unleash their sonic terror on the world. |
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The Absurdity is Le Clique's biggest foe, but who or what exactly is this Absurdity? Everything you see today is part of it, and we all have a role in continuing it's dominance and existence. As much as some of us would like to think we aren't a part of it, we all have been swallowed up by it. It's not so much a system than a monster like The Blob, an ever consuming, ever expanding abomination. Only an evil genius like Greednasty could have created such a vile monstrosity. Fantasti recognized it's true evil intentions. He saw past the fantastic chicanery that The Absurdity uses to hide its true intentions. Fantasti has vowed to bring an end to this menace. This is why he created THE CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE, to destroy The Absurdity and Greednasty once and for all. The Absurdity, and Greednasty see and hear all. Thus it wasn't long before they caught wind of this new threat from Fantasti. So Le Clique has had to take precautions so as not to be easily caught. One of these has been slight name changes to hopefully throw them off our tail for a while. Threat Williams is now known as Threat Williams ILL Luminator, Oslama is now going by Oslama bin Hamma and together with Crealonious they will be known as the $ONIC $UICIDE $QUAD. By creating this second cell of Le Clique we hope to be able to do even more damage to The Absurdity, and Greednasty. Look for more cells of Le Clique coming soon, as we must be like our adversary: ever adapting, and ever expanding. Also look for more amazing tales of our battle against The Absurdity, and Greednasty!!!!! |
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Le Clique Lays Waste to the South
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Le Clique knew that one day it would come to this. The day they had been preparing themselves for. All the training they had received from Fantasti was finally going to be tested against Grednasty's Absurdity. Their first meeting with agents of the Absurdity would come in Atlanta. Atlanta is a bastion of the Absurdity. The Absurdity uses it as a base for one of it's biggest propaganda wings. So Le Clique knew this would be a huge challenge for them. Fantasti though had a surprise for them. He told them he had found a new follower to join us in our crusade. He lived right there in Atlanta and had sworn allegence to Fantasti and was ready to add to our sonic terror. His name is Remainder "Creal Deal" Holy Yield. He had a special skill of replecating, and manipulating any action Le Clique could do thus maximizing the aural devistation wraught by Le Clique. The Absurdity cell in the ATL was caught totally off guard. It was not suspecting such an audacious attack in the heart of one of it's strongholds. In scenes reminiscent of Sherman's March Le Clique left Atlanta ablaze.
Le Clique along with their newest member Creal Deal then marched on to Hickory, NC, thinking that they could take a respite in the small quiet town. Greednast though had sent out a special squad of Absurdity hit men to track down and "destroy The CA$H $LAVE CLIQUE!!!!". The special squad was named Melancholy Liberation. The Ml had been at the battle in Atlanta, but had used the opportunity to spy on Le Clique, in an attempt to capture the angood doctor. They were especially dangerous because, not only did they employ a new and completely devastating yet ridiculous fighting style, but their ranks contained one of the deadliest members of The Absurdity. He had no name and looked like a small unassuming young boy, but this tiny ball of thunder would wait until you let your guard down and then he would unleash his attack like a crazed olympic gymnast!!! He had never been beaten, and Greednasty figured he had Le Clique right where he wanted them. ML had located Le Clique and set up to ambush them. Le Clique was caught totally off guard. They had only heard rumors of ML's fighting style and at first had no defence. ML employed a strange style of coordinated rolling, and jumping attacks. As Le Clique battled the three main members of ML their little friend just watched waiting for his chance to attack. Le Clique began to adjust to ML's style and was beginning to gain the upper hand when ML's secret weapon attacked. He hit Le Clique with an unstoppable barrage of somersault attacks. Le Clique was overwhelmed, and decided it was best to retreat and regroup to fight the ML another day. Greednasty ordered the ML to follow Le Clique d to bring him back their heads. Le Clique was in serious trouble and needed the help of their master. Fantasti called out to them telepathically. He told them that to beat the ML and their special little friend that they must create a massive sound steamroller and squash them like bugs when they try their viscous rolling, and somersault attacks. So Le Clique decided they would go to Hampton, VA for their final show down with the ML. |
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